Up on the stage, lights all ablaze
Everyone is waiting for history to be made
The cameras are rolling, the show goes on live
Some unlucky band just might, might take a dive!
30 Feet! Down Below! Into a giant pool of slime, oh my god, did I mention the barracudas? And their instruments will probably also be ruined! Slime tank....
The singer is singing, the drummer is drumming
The ratings machine just keeps right on running
This is for real, they could get a record deal
But if the crowd votes no, then that's that's the way it goes
Down Below! 30 feet, with no parachutes, no life preservers, (something, something, disgusting pool, something...) Slime Tank!
Band after band from all across the land
Doing their best to entertain the fans
They're playing their hearts out, they're playing with soul
Perfectly aware that the slime tank is full
They all want the fame, they all want the glory
They all want to go home with a good story
But this crowd is tough, and their judgment is rough
Fame don‘t last long, in fact, only half a song!
released December 6, 2012